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Useless is a superhero that was created sometime in the early year of 2014. Useless has many powers all of witch are useless.

List of all known powers Edit

  • The power to shoot 3 cotton balls from her hands every 10 days.
  • The power to be invisible when no one is looking at her.
  • The power to teleport herself to the exact same location.
  • The power to believe it's not butter
  • The ability to transform into an 82 year old Hungarian woman with a weak bladder.
  • The power to move through time at the speed of time.
  • The power to open automated doors a few moments sooner than they would typically open.
  • The power to shit bricks
  • The ability to fly for one second by bending then extending her legs quickly.
  • The power to throw chess pieces mildly accurately
  • the ability to turn everything she touch into either a WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN or a piece of CRUDELY PAINTED NOT-SO-FUNNY PLYWOOD CUT-OUT FOLK ART!
  • The power to lay down and go unconscious for 8 hours.
  • the power to live until she dies
  • the power to be able to touch MC Hammer once
  • The power to smell the inside of her nose.
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