Useless

Useless is a superhero that was created sometime in the early year of 2014. Useless has many powers all of witch are useless.

List of all known powers

 * The power to shoot 3 cotton balls from her hands every 10 days.
 * The power to be invisible when no one is looking at her.
 * The power to teleport herself to the exact same location.
 * The power to believe it's not butter
 * The ability to transform into an 82 year old Hungarian woman with a weak bladder.
 * The power to move through time at the speed of time.
 * The power to open automated doors a few moments sooner than they would typically open.
 * The power to shit bricks
 * The ability to fly for one second by bending then extending her legs quickly.
 * The power to throw chess pieces mildly accurately
 * the ability to turn everything she touch into either a WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN or a piece of CRUDELY PAINTED NOT-SO-FUNNY PLYWOOD CUT-OUT FOLK ART!
 * The power to lay down and go unconscious for 8 hours.
 * the power to live until she dies
 * the power to be able to touch MC Hammer once
 * The power to smell the inside of her nose.